“Telephone” - Lady Gaga & Beyoncé
Summed up:
- Gaga is in jail for lighting her boyfriend on fire with her boob-fireworks in Bad Romance.
- Nice uniform.
- Oh look, Gaga is on the radio.
- Are her sunglasses made of cigarettes?
- Gaga is a lesbian!
- Product Placement Alert! Virgin Mobile!
- Now her hair is made of XXL beer cans?
- Catfight!
- That jacket is the least form-fitting thing Gaga has ever worn.
- Nice bedazzled bra.
- Obligatory group dancing/seizure having.
- Crime scene tape instead of clothes! Genius!
- Product Placement Alert! Virgin Mobile!
- Beysus feeds Gaga.
- Some talk about a cow. And a burger. And a broken mirror.
- Beysus drives like a maniac, Gaga takes polaroids.
- Beysus poisons her man-hubby.
- Gaga is in the kitchen (she IS a woman!)
- Beysus borrowed Britney’s outfit from the Circus video.
- Let’s make a sandwich!
- Kitchen dance party!
- Gaga shows us how to make a poison in 30 minutes or less.
- Man-hubby steals all Beysus’ honey. Dies.
- Most of the people in the diner die.
- Gaga and Beysus dress up like Miss America and do some thriller-esque dancing.
- Beysus has a seizure in her Circus outfit.
- Thriller dancing continues.
- Gaga is a leopard.
- PUSSY WAGON.
- Gaga and Beysus are wearing bathrobes made of see-through fabric.
- They drive away together in the Pussy Wagon.
- They’re both lesbians!
- To be continued.
“Telephone” - Lady Gaga & Beyoncé
Summed up:
- Gaga is in jail for lighting her boyfriend on fire with her boob-fireworks in Bad Romance.
- Nice uniform.
- Oh look, Gaga is on the radio.
- Are her sunglasses made of cigarettes?
- Gaga is a lesbian!
- Product Placement Alert! Virgin Mobile!
- Now her hair is made of XXL beer cans?
- Catfight!
- That jacket is the least form-fitting thing Gaga has ever worn.
- Nice bedazzled bra.
- Obligatory group dancing/seizure having.
- Crime scene tape instead of clothes! Genius!
- Product Placement Alert! Virgin Mobile!
- Beysus feeds Gaga.
- Some talk about a cow. And a burger. And a broken mirror.
- Beysus drives like a maniac, Gaga takes polaroids.
- Beysus poisons her man-hubby.
- Gaga is in the kitchen (she IS a woman!)
- Beysus borrowed Britney’s outfit from the Circus video.
- Let’s make a sandwich!
- Kitchen dance party!
- Gaga shows us how to make a poison in 30 minutes or less.
- Man-hubby steals all Beysus’ honey. Dies.
- Most of the people in the diner die.
- Gaga and Beysus dress up like Miss America and do some thriller-esque dancing.
- Beysus has a seizure in her Circus outfit.
- Thriller dancing continues.
- Gaga is a leopard.
- PUSSY WAGON.
- Gaga and Beysus are wearing bathrobes made of see-through fabric.
- They drive away together in the Pussy Wagon.
- They’re both lesbians!
- To be continued.
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