Last Night

  • The floor was littered with condoms (still in the wrapper) and some guy came up to me at one point and handed me one.
  • I guess I drink now? I had three shots. One was really good and sour, and two sort of tasted like cough medicine.
  • Apparently I’m not a lightweight, because after three shots in a half-hour time span, I didn’t feel any different.
  • There was a condom balloon floating around at one point.
  • The DJ played a song that I’ve yet to find online, which I really want. The lyrics are: “‘Cause I’m a five star! My body is so vicious, the boys blow me kisses ‘cause they know I’m bootylicious,” and also “All the girls in the party get outta control, all the boys in the party get outta control,” and Google isn’t helping me here so can anybody tell me the artist/title?

Last Night

  • The floor was littered with condoms (still in the wrapper) and some guy came up to me at one point and handed me one.
  • I guess I drink now? I had three shots. One was really good and sour, and two sort of tasted like cough medicine.
  • Apparently I’m not a lightweight, because after three shots in a half-hour time span, I didn’t feel any different.
  • There was a condom balloon floating around at one point.
  • The DJ played a song that I’ve yet to find online, which I really want. The lyrics are: “‘Cause I’m a five star! My body is so vicious, the boys blow me kisses ‘cause they know I’m bootylicious,” and also “All the girls in the party get outta control, all the boys in the party get outta control,” and Google isn’t helping me here so can anybody tell me the artist/title?

Posted 5 months ago 6 notes

Notes:

  1. pensologoexisto answered: bootylicious from destiny child. :-)
  2. jerrremy answered: you aren’t talking! ?? :/
  3. anewvision answered: I’ve tried every trick I could and can’t find anything either. Sorry. But glad you had a good time. =]
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I'm Mitchell, and I like to write and design and cook and I spend way too much time on the computer and I have a thing for run-on sentences (and related or unrelated asides in parentheses). I have a boyfriend named Jeremy who I love very much.