So after (accidentally) staying up all night talking to Jeremy, I slept in until after noon, and it was lucky that I didn’t have anything pressing to do. I did, however, set up the printer to work wirelessly on the network, so let the fact that I can print off a walkthrough for Pokémon Silver (Gameboy Color) from ALL THE WAY UPSTAIRS serve as proof that I was not completely unproductive all day.

Also: Totally forgot how quickly time passes whilst playing video games. Oh Playstation, how I have missed thee.

So at 10:00 when my roommates got home, we threw some food together (I’d already eaten dinner, but my metabolism runs at about light speed miles per hour, so I was ready for more) and watched a bit of Lie To Me, a show I’d never watched before. Then the show cut to commercial and I swear I saw a picture of Milli Vanilli flash on the screen? Then I was checking twitter and saw this tweet and that basically confirmed that I’m not crazy.

Roommates went to bed and I looked for something on T.V. but apparently we have a pitiful amount of channels available to us so I gave up on that and turned to the internet for entertainment. I know, right? What was I thinking.

By midnight I figured I should probably pack up everything and head upstairs and maybe go to bed or maybe not, depending on if anything interesting popped up on Twitter or Tumblr during the time it took to walk upstairs.

Nothing did, really. But Rachel sent me some funny links and we lol’d and I sat in bed wondering how it was already 2:00am and if I was ever going to go to bed. Sleep doesn’t make sense to me—I wish it wasn’t necessary. Imagine the possibilities! Productivity would go up a zillion percent, and I could set up so many wireless printers it would make your head spin.

That’s what I’m going to be when I grow up: a wireless printer setup-er. Or is it, “setter upper?”

Then I figured since I’m not tired (in the mental sense, not the physical, as my eyelids are getting very heavy but I know even if I go to bed my brain won’t shut off for at least another two hours) I might as well watch a movie or redesign my tumblr or do something, ANYTHING to keep me occupied.

So anyways, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. I’m actually a huge HP fan and for a small number of reasons (just one reason, actually: I lived in a town of 27.5 people for the last four months, with no movie theaters for miles) and it’s ABOUT. TIME.

Then maybe I’ll write up an official rent agreement, since we haven’t done that yet. We’re best friends, so we’re pretty comfortable with letting the official “get it on paper so if something goes wrong we can blame you” bit slide for a while. AND THEN I’LL PRINT IT OFF FROM ALL THE WAY UP HERE.

I am Wireless Printer Man*, here me roar**.

*Working title, suggestions welcome.
**Roar very quietly, since it’s now 3:00 in the (f*cking) morning.