February 2010
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Our father, who art in Vancouver,
Hockey be thy name. Thy will be done, the GOLD be WON, for the women, as well as the men. Give us this day, an American loss, and forgive us our penalties as we forgive those who cross check against us. Lead us not into silver, but deliver us to victory. In the name of the fans Gretzky, Lemieux, & Gordie Howe. Amen.
There is a guy here who looks like JawnCharles.
Kind of weirding me out.
Creek Bend
Love the fact that IKEA is a 5-minute bus ride away. Picked up four of these. This weekend I’d like to paint my room:
I’ll be sure to post before & after (& during) pictures.
Redesign? Realign? Rethinking?
I’ve gone through several designs for this blog lately. Far too many. I’ve had themes from the Theme Garden and I’ve made some myself and some were okay and some were horrible and yet every time I made one, I thought to myself, Wow, this one is absolutely fantastic! but then a week later I’d look at it and think, It looks like my blog tripped and fell into a puddle of...
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My roommate
Says it’s “unfair” for us to tell the puppy it’s bad to eat food off the table, because she’s tall enough to reach it. It’s also “unfair” to leave plates on the table for any amount of time, because she can reach them.
I say the puppy needs to learn that whether or not she can reach the table, she isn’t allowed to eat what’s on it....
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Everybody needs a friend
Who they can talk to at one in the morning about anything and everything without feeling awkward about it.
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The Script | Breakeven
I realize this isn’t...
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Good lord, alcohol is expensive.
And it’s not even good alcohol; two bottles of Sourpuss and a bottle of butter ripple schnapps should not be $75+. And we didn’t even get the Root Beer liqueur!
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The best phone calls
Are the ones where we talk for two hours. The ones where we talk about everything, and nothing. Where it starts getting late and he’s getting tired and starts saying things that don’t make sense (see here) and then he starts to fall asleep and I know it sounds creepy but I like to just listen to him breathe because it’s almost like he’s there beside me, but sooner or later...
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Lime Milkshake
“Wow, this is thick. It’s hard!”
“Suck harder!”
“I just don’t know how to suck properly.”
“Can I try? I’m really good at sucking.”
“Move it up and down, and then suck.”
“It just went to the back of my throat, I didn’t even get to taste any!”
“I feel like I suck harder from the side of my...
Is it too much to give a damn, when I'm giving you...
Tell me, why you want to bring me down?
niineinone asked: As a writer what book do you recommend currently? As a designer, who is your favourite fashon designer? As a cook what is your favourite dish to eat/cook And as a lover, what would be one thing you would want to do for your boyfriend if you had all the money/resources in the world?
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I'm at my parents' house for the weekend
And my brother has a Mohawk? Ha.
“I started thinking, and we’re talking about taking the penis of one man...”
– — Rep. Nancy Elliott (R-NH)
WAIT I THINK I’VE BEEN DOING IT ALL WRONG. YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO WIGGLE IT AROUND.
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Life tips from my lululemon bag.
Creativity is maximized when you’re living in the moment.
Nature wants us to be mediocre because we have a greater change to survive and reproduce. Mediocrity is as close to the bottom as it is to the top, and will give you a lousy life.
Drink fresh water and as much water as you can. Water flushes unwanted toxins from your body and keeps your brain sharp.
Do not use cleaning chemicals...
Complete:
Obtain credit card
Pay for and take SAT
Apply for SHSU
Pending:
Get accepted to SHSU
Obtain Student (F-1) Visa
Move to Texas
Live Happily Ever After
Faber Drive | Give Him Up
He wakes up to go to...
"Can you tell when I'm tired?"
Jeremy: What did you do when you were little? Like, five to ten years old? Mitchell: I played Super Nintendo and went to 7/11 and ate ice cream sandwiches. Jeremy: Oh, haha, that’s cute. Mitchell: What did you do when you were little? Jeremy: I was always looking for someone. Mitchell: … What do you mean? Jeremy: What? Mitchell: What do you mean, you were always looking for someone?...
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My personality:
I’m loud only when I’m high.
I’m obnoxious.
I’m sarcastic.
I’m cocky.
I cry easily.
I have a bad temper.
For the most part, I don’t like people.
I’m easy to get along with.
I like to fight.
I have more enemies than friends.
I’ve smoked.
I’ve smoked weed.
I drink coffee.
I clean my room daily.
My appearance:
I wear makeup.
I wear a piece of jewelry at all...
Last Night
The floor was littered with condoms (still in the wrapper) and some guy came up to me at one point and handed me one.
I guess I drink now? I had three shots. One was really good and sour, and two sort of tasted like cough medicine.
Apparently I’m not a lightweight, because after three shots in a half-hour time span, I didn’t feel any different.
There was a condom balloon floating...
"Gazette"
Once upon a time, my friends and I went to the zoo. It was winter, and there were snow banks all along the sides of the walkways. I made it a point to leap to the top of almost every single one of them, and then jump or slide down. My friends said I looked like a gazelle, with my long legs and graceful jumps. Later in the night, I accidentally said “gazette” instead of...