September 2009
170 posts
Warm chocolate cake and chocolate chip cookie...
FUCKYEAHDESSERTS
Are you in? Living in sin is the new thing.
You know what would be really nice right now?
A BUTT MASSAGE.
Sister: *spills glass of water on empty backpack*
Me: LOLOLOLOL
Sister: IT'S NOT FUNNY! HOW AM I GOING TO GET THIS DRY?!!?!
Me: LOLOLOLOL
Sister: *throws backpack on the ground and storms off to the basement*
Me: LOLOLOLOL
wtf.
SALE RECEIPT
ITEM QTY PRICE BLT 1 $10.29 Bottle Pop 1 $2.09
Subtotal: $12.38 GST: $0.62 Btl Dep: $0.15
Total: $13.15
Thank you from Subway
need tattoo ideas
plz?
It's spelt "Goog11e" to celebrate Google's 11th...
THAS WHY U GUISE.
But I don't want to be alone tonight, on this...
What do you say to taking chances, what do you say...
In case anybody was wondering, "Taking Chances" is...
Tomorrow Morning:
Going into the next town over to drop off a resume at the publishing place, hoping to get a job at the local newspaper, since it’s the only place that’s hiring (except for this Genetic Alliance place where duties include “Semen Extension, analysis, and packaging”) so, you know. Fingers crossed.
“Now that you’ve uploaded all of those documents and made them available...”
– Client, after three days spent getting the files online and available for download.
There’s something beautiful in insomnia. You get to see the part of the world that usually drifts by unnoticed. You get to reflect on your day, your decisions, your self. You get something most people don’t—a whole span of time to spend as you please. Whether it’s me time or time to read that book I’ve been waiting to get to or time to get some work done, the dead of...
Briana: Can you turn off that horrible music?
Me: It's the Backstreet Boys.
Briana: Exactly. Horrible. Unless it's one of the ones that I like.
Me: Of course.
I'm uploading the new Backstreet Boys album right...
Y’all will have it in a few minutes. This Is Us isn’t supposed to be released in the U.S. until October 6th, but you know how it is.
Blog Post: The Job and the IKEA Catalogue →
What's your dream car?
Mine’s the 2010 Camaro Coupe. Y’know, Bumblebee from Transformers. Only red or silver, not yellow with those tacky racing stripes.
I don't feel like writing a whole post to answer...
So I’m just going to say
Thank you!
MOOSEESI!
Yes, please. Then it’s your turn :)
Watchbusinesses do it wrong.
Formspring: Because you have nothing better to do... →
